Thursday, September 29, 2005

An open letter to His Grace, The Most Reverend Robert J. McManus

To His Grace, The Most Reverend Robert J. McManus, Bishop of the Diocese of Worcester:

If I may, even though I am an Eastern Catholic and live in another eparchy, I would like to ask a blessing from His Grace.

Additionally, I would like to thank His Grace for His courageous display of Christian witness, and the exercise of His episcopal charism of teaching and authority, in His recent decision to instruct two of His priests, and one of His parishes, as regards the Roman Catholic Church's teaching on marriage. I have recently read a report of His Grace's acts in this recent news article:

I would not have the temerity to attempt to instruct His Grace on the Church's teaching; it is a pity that some of His Grace's flock have attempted to do so, or worse, attempted to reject His teaching as politically, and not religiously or spiritually based. Please do not consider this to be a failure of His Grace's efforts at teaching His flock or His priests: I am afraid that the children of Jannes and Jambres, or the sons of Eli, will be found in every generation and nation, including our own.

Please recognize this letter as merely a bleat of appreciation from one more or less rational sheep, who hears and recognizes His Lord Christ's voice, and who also recognizes the acts of a true shepherd appointed by Our Lord, such as His Grace.

Very truly yours,

Bernard Brandt

(This letter was prompted by the weblog of a Roman Catholic seminarian, and this entry in that weblog. My thanks to this nameless seminarian, and I think that his recommendation that the faithful support His Grace in his actions is entirely appropriate.)

Two useful resources for Eastern Liturgical Music

In an earlier post, I ventured to give a link to the music that was sung at my church, St. Andrew Russian Catholic Church, for the Feast of the Exaltation of the Cross. Ben was kind enough to say regarding this music:

I was thinking about my own Latin Rite church, and the droll songs we sing every Sunday, and I cannot help but be jealous


For the sake of charity and the maintenance of my now beautifully low blood pressure, I will refrain from expatiating upon the sort of "droll" songs sung in most American RC churches these days. Instead, upon the principle that 'it is better to light one small stick of dynamite than to curse the silence' (or something like that), I would like to introduce you, dear reader, to two resources which would enable the discerning (either RC or EC (eastern catholic) or orthodox) to produce liturgies that don't suck.

The first is www.podoben.com. This excellent website was started by several American Orthodox choirdirectors and clergy, and has a wealth of resources available to it.

For those prefering male choral music (and I have been known at times to lead such reprehensible groups, and even to sing in them), there is a wealth of music (in pdf and midi format) here One note in looking at the menu here: podoben and its plural term podobni is the Russian word for "special melodies". These melodies (and their harmonizations) are used in the Byzantine hours for special hymns throughout the year. There has been a growing movement among American and British Orthodox to make greater use of these melodies in the singing of these hymns in English. The section called podobni has a number of melodies of great beauty, which alone are worth the price of admission. The section called Folk Songs also contains a number of Russian showstoppers, including Ei Ukhnem (also known as The Volga Boatman's song. I'm currently setting this to the text of the Viking's Birthday Song)

The section of www.podoben devoted to Mixed Chorus contains far more music, all of which is far more worth singing than the Mess of Creation or the Mass of Cremation or whatever that wretched, over-simplistic piece of poo is called. (Sorry, pause for five minutes to get that pesky blood pressure back down.) www.podoben.com's Links section contains a wealth of Orthodox music from various traditions (Greek, Russian, Serbian, etc.) both in English and in the original languages, both in sheet music and midi, and in MP3 and wav. files. All of it is worth reading and/or listening to.

POSTSCRIPT:

I am given to understand that due to the viral plague of spam, fraud, and hackers that is afflicting the internet, www.podoben.com is currently off line, and will be for the next month or so. However, I am informed that the site may also be found here. So, for the next month or so, this is the place to get it.


The second resource is www.metropolitancantorinstitute.org. Normally, I have found Eastern Catholic music, particularly carpatho-rusyn, to be disappointing in its setting of music to English, or in its butchering of the original melodies (which are themselves quite lovely) into something that even Messrs. Haagen and Haas wouldn't touch with a ten foot Pole (or a nine foot Hungarian). This website is a welcome exception to that finding. The music is set beautifully by Professor J. Michael Thompson (late of the Schola Cantorum of St. Peter in the Loop in Chicago). I invite the reader to look at and listen to the music. The section for the Great Canon of St. Andrew alone is worth the price of admission.

Enjoy.

Tuesday, September 27, 2005

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This courtesy of the Vestal Morons. It is all that one expects of Australians. And more.

Monday, September 26, 2005

Prayer: The Rule of St. Pachomius

I have spoken before of the Prayer of the Heart, or the Jesus Prayer. So, apparently, has J.D. Salinger, in his novel, Franny and Zooey. Salinger, however, never put the Prayer in its context. It is the Rule of St. Pachomius, the founder of Egyptian (and apparently, or all Christian) monasticism. It is said that St. Pachomius sought of the Lord God a prayer which would be helpful to monks and to him. It is also said that an angel revealed the following prayer to him:

Through the prayers of our holy Fathers, O Lord Jesus Christ our God, have mercy on us.

Amen. Glory to Thee, our God, glory to Thee.

O Heavenly King, Comforter, Spirit of Truth, Who art everywhere present and fillest all things, Treasury of good things and Giver of life: Come and dwell in us, and cleanse us of all impurity, and save our souls, O Good One.

Holy God, Holy Mighty, Holy Immortal, have mercy on us. (Thrice)

Glory to the Father, and to the Son, and to the Holy Spirit,
now and ever, and unto ages of ages. Amen.

Most Holy Trinity, have mercy on us. Lord, blot out our sins. Master, pardon our transgressions. Holy One, visit and heal our infirmities for Thy name's sake.

Lord have mercy. (Thrice)

Glory to the Father, and to the Son, and to the Holy Spirit, now and ever, and unto ages of ages. Amen.

Our Father, Who art in Heaven, hallowed be Thy Name. Thy Kingdom come, Thy will be done, on earth as it is in Heaven. Give us this day our daily bread, and forgive us our trespasses, as we forgive those who trespass against us; and lead us not into temptation, but deliver us from evil.

Amen.

Lord, Have mercy. (Twelve times)

Glory to the Father, and to the Son, and to the Holy Spirit,
now and ever, and unto ages of ages. Amen.

Come, let us worship God our King.
Come, let us worship and fall down before Christ our King and God.
Come, let us worship and fall down before Christ Himself, our King and God.

Psalm 50

Have mercy on me, O God, according to Thy great mercy; and according to the multitude of Thy compassions blot out my transgression. Wash me thoroughly from mine iniquity, and cleanse me from my sin. For I know mine iniquity, and my sin is ever before me. Against Thee only have I sinned and done this evil before Thee, that Thou mightest be justified in Thy words, and prevail when Thou art judged. For behold, I was conceived in iniquities, and in sins did my mother bear me. For behold, Thou hast loved truth; the hidden and secret things of Thy wisdom hast Thou made manifest unto me. Thou shalt sprinkle me with hyssop, and I shall be made clean; Thou shalt wash me, and I shall be made whiter than snow. Thou shalt make me to hear joy and gladness; the bones that be humbled, they shall rejoice. Turn Thy face away from my sins, and blot out all mine iniquities. Create in me a clean heart, O God, and renew a right spirit within me. Cast me not away from Thy presence, and take not Thy Holy Spirit from me. Restore unto me the joy of Thy salvation, and with Thy governing Spirit establish me. I shall teach transgressors Thy ways, and the ungodly shall turn back unto Thee. Deliver me from blood-guiltiness, O God, Thou God of my salvation; my tongue shall rejoice in Thy righteousness. O Lord, Thou shalt open my lips, and my mouth shall declare Thy praise. For if Thou hadst desired sacrifice, I had given it; with whole-burnt offerings Thou shalt not be pleased. A sacrifice unto God is a broken spirit; a heart that is broken and humbled God will not despise. Do good, O Lord, in Thy good pleasure unto Zion, and let the walls of Jerusalem be builded. Then shalt Thou be pleased with a sacrifice of righteousness, with oblation and whole-burnt offerings. Then shall they offer bullocks upon Thine altar.

The Creed

I believe in one God, the Father Almighty, Maker of heaven and earth and of all things visible and invisible. And in one Lord Jesus Christ, the Son of God, the Only-begotten, begotten of the Father before all ages; Light of Light, true God of true God; begotten, not made; of one essence with the Father, by Whom all things were made; Who for us men and for our salvation came down from the heavens, and was incarnate of the Holy Spirit and the Virgin Mary, and became man; And was crucified for us under Pontius Pilate, and suffered and was buried; And arose again on the third day according to the Scriptures; And ascended into the heavens, and sitteth at the right hand of the Father; And shall come again, with glory, to judge both the living and the dead; Whose kingdom shall have no end. And in the Holy Spirit, the Lord, the Giver of life; Who proceedeth from the Father; Who with the Father and the Son together is worshipped and glorified; Who spake by the prophets. In One, Holy, Catholic, and Apostolic Church. I confess one baptism for the remission of sins. I look for the resurrection of the dead, And the life of the age to come. Amen.

The Jesus Prayer:

Lord, Jesus Christ, Son of God, have mercy on me, a sinner. (100 Times)

The Dismissal

It is truly meet to bless thee, the Theotokos, ever blessed and most blameless, and Mother of our God. More honorable than the Cherubim, and beyond compare more glorious than the Seraphim, who without corruption gavest birth to God the Word, the very Theotokos, thee do we magnify.

Glory to the Father, and to the Son, and to the Holy Spirit,
now and ever, and unto ages of ages. Amen.

Lord, have mercy. (Thrice)

O Lord, Bless.

O Lord Jesus Christ, Son of God, for the sake of the prayers of Thy most pure Mother, of our holy and God-bearing fathers, and all the saints, have mercy on us and save us, for Thou art good and the Lover of mankind. Amen.


This prayer has been at the foundation of all Orthodox monasticism. It might be reasonable to make use of it. My apologies to Mrs. Darwin, but while singing is of value to Orthodox psalti or psalomshchiki (or psalm readers), prayer is of even more value.

More later.

Irrelevant Aside

I generally like the postings of Old Oligarch, and his comments as regards Absinthe alone are worth the price of admission, but in one instance, I beg to differ.

I will post, unedited, the following entry:

How to extract unconditional assent from Zorak:
Rapidly saturate her with confusion. E.g.,

O.O. -- staggering out of room after using heavy metal to get more work done while exhausted -- to Zorak: Cliff Burton didn't die because of that bus accident.

Zorak: Who?

O.O.: Cliff Burton. He died because the bass part in "Disposable Heroes" is just too damn hard.

Zorak: What?

O.O.: His right arm just blew up that night and rocked that bus straight off the road.

Zorak, dazed: OK.

O.O. thinks to self: "These are not the droids you're looking for."


First of all, any civilized and intelligent individual would make use of Beethoven, and not heavy metal, to keep awake when work needs to be done (in particular, the Fifth, Seventh, or Ninth Symphonies).

Second, Zorak is far too intelligent to buy O.O.'s stercor. (translations are available for the Novus Ordo crowd).

And as Mrs. Darwin has requested more in the way of instruction, I'll stop with the nattering and prepare my next desecration. Later, all.

Saturday, September 24, 2005

On Singing

I had gone to Vespers for the Feast of the Exaltation of the Holy Cross a few days ago. I got there an hour early and was told soon after I had arrived, by Fr. Alexei, my priest, that our choir director, Gabriel Meyer, would not be there because of fever and laryngitis. As I’ve been choir director there for seven years, I’d been through that routine before a good number of times: I would be psalm reader for the service.

So I silently read through the music for the Feast, primarily the stichera, litiya, and aposticha of the feast, and the troparion of the feast as well, the troparion of the Cross. There were 20 pages of music there, all courtesy of www.podoben.com. (You can find the music I sang by going to “mixed music”, then “feasts”, and then scroll down to the vespers for the Feast of the Exaltation of the Cross). Reading through the music took perhaps fifteen minutes at most. I had also found in one of our books a Serbian setting of the troparion of the Cross. That took another five minutes to read and to memorize. I had forty minutes left, and so I started to use that time for the Prayer of the Heart (also known as the Jesus Prayer), to prepare for the service.

About ten minutes later, though, our deacon, Fr. Irinaeus came in. He’s a good guy, and I didn’t want to snub him, so I stopped praying and started speaking with him. He asked whether I would be the only one singing, and I told him “yes”. Fr. Irinaeus then said that he was just as glad that I had come, because he couldn’t sing as loud as I could. I asked him whether he had ever received lessons in voice when he received his diaconal training, and he said that while there was a teacher with an operatic voice who taught him and others how to chant, he had received no vocal training. I said that that was a pity, particularly since I could teach him all that he needed to know about vocal technique in five minutes. He said, I’d like to see you try.

So, I said, all of good singing can be summed up in the following words: balanced, suspended, crucified, open, incense, humming, and shifting.

Balanced Stand upright with your feet apart, as far apart as your shoulders are. Shift balance slightly left and right, and then find the center. Shift balance forward and backward, and then find that center. Stand relaxed in that center, between left and right, front and back. This is a position in which one can stand, relaxed and comfortable, for hours, with slight shifts. When one can do this comfortably, one is ready for the next step.

Suspended For most people, at the top of one’s head, there is a place where the hair of one’s head makes a whorl. While standing balanced, imagine that one is suspended by a thread from that whorl. Imagine that there is a pull of about ten to fifteen pounds upward from that thread. Done correctly, this gives a feeling of stretch that is refreshing and relaxing. (Other than singing, I’ve used this stretch to relax while standing or sitting, especially when driving. It has been very helpful in preventing much back pain for me). When one can do this comfortably, one can go on to the following.

Crucified While standing balanced and suspended, hold your arms stretched out as though you are being crucified. Hold this pose for several minutes, or as long as it can be done comfortably. This has two effects: 1) it keeps the chest fully extended, though relatively relaxed, and the chest and torso become better resonators; 2) in this position, abdominal breathing is the only sort of breathing that can be done comfortably. Spend the time in this position feeling the chest extension and the abdominal breathing. Then lower your arms, while retaining the feeling of chest extension and abdominal breathing. When one can do this comfortably and habitually, one is ready for the next step.

Open While standing balanced, suspended, and with chest extension and breathing abdominally, allow one’s mouth to open, and for there to be about a finger’s breadth of space between one’s upper and lower teeth. This should be the minimal opening of the mouth for consonants and for the vowel “ee” (as in “eek”) Keep in this position for several minutes, and allow the jaw muscles to relax. When the jaws are relaxed, open one’s mouth comfortably until there is a space of between three to four fingers between the upper and lower teeth. This should be the maximal opening for vowels like “ah”. When one can habitually open the mouth and relax the jaw, one is ready for the next step.

Incense While standing balanced, suspended, with chest extension, breathing abdominally, and mouth open and relaxed, imagine holding a flower under one’s nose, or the smell of incense, and inhale. The feeling of smelling incense, or of a flower, or of some fragrance, assists in the throat opening, and both the larynx and the soft palate relaxing and lowering. (another sensation which assists in these parts relaxing is yawning, though not quite as good as what is described above). Continue this until you can attain this feeling of relaxation of the throat, soft palate and larynx at will. One is then ready for the next step.

Humming The reason for all of the preceding exercises is twofold: 1) to relax all of the parts of the body and minimize stress; and 2) to prepare the chest and torso that they can act as resonators. To start activating them as resonators, while standing balanced, suspended, chest extended, breathing abdominally, mouth open, and with a feeling of relaxation from inhaling in one’s throat, soft palate, and larynx, close one’s lips (while keeping the teeth slightly parted) and hum, that is; make an “mm” sound at a comfortably low part of one’s voice. Sustain the hum for at least five seconds at a time. One can first feel the hum as a vibration between the upper and lower lips. When you can do this, put the palm of your hand on your chest (sternum or breast bone) and hum, feeling the vibration of the hum in your chest and in your palm. Continue this humming until one can feel the vibration in one’s chest without using one’s palm.

When you can feel the hum as a vibration in your chest without using your palm, then the next step is to start activating the other main resonator of the body: the head. To do this, put your index fingers in your ears (only enough to close the ears), hum, and feel the vibration, first between the lips, then in the upper teeth, the nose, and the brow. These are the areas where the nasal sinuses are, and where resonance chambers are for most people. This area is also called the “mask” or “masque”, as it is the area which a face mask would cover. When you can hum and feel vibration in this “mask” without putting your fingers in your ears, you are ready for the next step.

Shifting When you can do all of the above (which I shall call the position for singing, or simply, the position), start humming on an “m” sound and shift comfortably up and down the range of your voice. Make sure that you remain relaxed in your body throughout, that the jaw, the soft palate and the larynx remain dropped and relaxed, and that the throat remains open. Pay attention to the vibrations in head and chest, and particularly, how the quality and placement of the vibration changes as you go up and down the scale.

When you can do this comfortably over much of your range, do the same thing with a hum on “n” (with contact between the tip of your tongue and the space between your gum ridge and your upper teeth), then with “ng” (with the tip of the tongue touching the roof of the mouth, and finally with the sound “nya” (rather like a nasty little child going “nya-nya-nya!” ) Using these nasal consonants will help balance the resonance between the head resonance (or the “head voice”) and the chest resonance (or the “chest voice”).

When you feel comfortable with using the nasal consonants, use them as beginnings and ends of a long line with a vowel, like Nah, neigh, nee, noh, noo. Attend to feeling the shift between the resonance in head and chest of the consonant and the vowel. Do this until you can feel resonance in head and chest with just the vowel. Do this with the rest of the nasal consonants.

Then add other consonants to the mix, both the sustained ones (f, v, h, j, zh, etc.) and the ones that act as stops (b, p, k, g, etc.). Feel the shift between the consonants and the vowels. When you can do all this, the next step is to see how long you can maintain a vowel or sustained voiced consonant. Finally, see how you can go from soft to loud, and back to soft again. Basically, all of these exercises of “shifting” are the basis for most bel canto vocalises, or exercises in the development of the voice.

I told Fr. Irinaeus that anyone who was willing to spend ten minutes twice a day could develop the first six steps in less than a month. Anyone who was willing to spend fifteen to thirty minutes twice a day could develop the last step in six months to a year, depending on how much one wanted to develop the voice. At the end of the process, one would have a strong, clear, resonant singing and speaking voice. Fr. Irinaeus was dubious, and ended the conversation by saying, “I’d like to see you try.” He then left the room, to prepare for Vespers.

I did the same. I went into the church with one of the vespers books, put up a tetrapod as a stand for the book on the right side of the front of the church (or the right kleros), and stood there silently, reciting to myself the Rule of St. Pachomius (Trisagion prayers, the Nicene Creed, Psalm 51, and one hundred repetitions of the Jesus Prayer: Lord Jesus Christ, Son of God, have mercy on me, a sinner) I have found that this helps to calm the body, still the mind, and prepare the spirit for sustained prayer.

Most of the time, I tend to match the volume and the timbre of my voice with the others who are singing with me. That is only common courtesy, and a rule of good choral singing. But that night, there were no other singers with me. That night, as always, I took a few seconds to assume the position for singing, and then I filled the church with my voice. I could have sung much louder (as I had on one occasion when I filled the nave of the Los Angeles RC Cathedral of Mary, Queen of the Angels, one time after a weekday mass there) and for much longer (five hours is my personal best), but the business at hand was to sing the Vespers of the Feast of the Exaltation of the Cross, to and for all who had gathered there that evening. So I put my voice, my mind, and my heart to that task. It was a good hour of prayer.

When I was done, Fr. Irinaeus asked me if I could write down what I had told him before vespers. So this is for you, Fr. Irinaeus; and for all of those who want to know how to sing.

POSTSCRIPT

I suppose that I should state my interest in the matter. I have never taken a voice lesson while in high school or college. I have taken perhaps five voice lessons in the last 25 years. Just about everything that I have learned has been from twenty eight years of singing in semi-pro and church choirs, and from reading the following three people:

Arthur Lessac

Lessac's book, The Use and Training of the Human Voice, has been of great value to me in teaching the importance of abdominal breathing, of correct structural action in speaking and singing, and in vowel and consonant production. This book has been invaluable in teaching how to develop a good speaking voice, and is an excellent foundation for developing a good singing voice.

Richard Miller

Miller's book, The Structure of Singing, is the most beautiful synthesis of the collected scientific information presently available regarding the human voice and the Bel Canto technique of singing, and the most exhaustive collection of Bel Canto vocalises from the 17th through the 20th centuries. While the book is a very dry read, it is more than worth the effort for the knowledge it gives regarding a complete technique of singing. His companion books, Training Tenor Voices and Training Soprano Voices, are also indispensible for anyone wishing a complete training of these voices. Additionally, there is another book available, not by Miller, but which is a collection of useful vocalises (written and on CD), How to Train Singers.

Stephen Chun-Tao Cheng

Cheng's book, The Tao of Voice, has been of great value in teaching how to relax while singing, and in how to develop resonance in voice. It is well worth getting for that reason alone.

The websites of His Late Grace, Bishop Alexander Mileant

I wrote yesterday about the death of His Grace, Bishop Alexander Mileant (memory eternal!). As webpages often fall apart after the deaths of their makers, the reader may want to visit www.fatheralexander.org. His Grace was a true bishop and teacher, and as a priest for his parish in Los Angeles, and later, as bishop for all of South America, wrote many treatises in Russian, English, Spanish, and Portuguese. They are well worth reading.

But even more importantly, Bishop Alexander started Holy Trinity Orthodox School, an online seminary with an impressive and extensive list of e-texts in Holy Scripture, Patristics, Moral Theology, and all of the subjects proper to an Orthodox seminary. There is a wealth of stuff here. Please do read it before it goes away.

Friday, September 23, 2005

Prayers to the Patron Saint of New Orleans

The Diary of a Suburban Priest has done a great service in reminding us that our Blessed Lady Mary, Theotokos and Ever-virgin, is the patron saint of New Orleans and Louisiana. Its webmaster has also done a great service in providing there a litany to Our Lady of New Orleans. It would perhaps be reasonable for all those of good will to pray it on behalf of those now suffering in New Orleans.

For those who prefer things Eastern, and in the interest of providing more matter for prayer, another beautiful prayer is the Akathistos Hymn, a setting of which was made by one who was, and I hope still is, a friend of mine, Fr. Michael Carney.

Finally, I have recently heard of the falling asleep of His Grace, Bishop Alexander (Mileant), a brilliant and saintly man who has done much for his church by the hosting of a web page with much good matter for prayer and study: www.fatheralexander.org. May his memory be eternal.

Tuesday, September 20, 2005

An aside

I saw this bumper sticker which I must share with you all:

Knowledge is power.
Power corrupts.
Study hard.
Be evil.

This definitely speaks to my condition.

Friday, September 09, 2005

More re my absence for the past few months

I am given to understand that there is a Chinese curse that goes, "May you live in interesting times!" Beth and I have been living in interesting times lately.

Beth went in for reconstructive surgery about a month ago. She nearly died on the operating table: apparently she had developed an allergy, previously unknown, to a antibiotic lavage which was used to lavage her peritoneal cavity during surgery (they were moving abdominal fat and its blood source to provide the material for the breast reconstruction). She very nearly went into terminal anaphylactic shock. Fortunately, the surgeons figured out what was going on, provided the proper prophylaxis, finished the breast reconstruction (leaving plastic surgery on the right breast until later), and closed up.

She was on a respirator for two days, and in the Intensive Care Unit for five days. When she came home, she had four drains in her, which were draining about 100 to 150 ccs of serosanquinous fluid per day each. The doctor removed one of them, but two of them accidentally pulled loose. So far, we've had her on antibiotics and have been using gauze wicks, gauze pads, and hand towels to drain out the fluids via capillary action, which is fortunate, because attempts to remove the fluids by hypodermic have been unsuccessful.

I've been at home taking care of Beth. It is fortunate that I have been able to telecommute and get my work done while she is sleeping (which unfortunately, is much of the time). Things are nonetheless a bit tight right now.

More later.

Thursday, September 08, 2005

Returning to the task

Well, I'm back.

As I recall, those were the last words of The Lord of the Rings. I feel like I've been doing much the same sort of journey. For the last several months, I have been commuting about 100 miles a day, from my home in San Pedro to Tarzana. In order to do so with a minimum of difficulty, I got up at 5:00 a.m. and drove from 5:30 to 6:30a, and then waited a half hour at a local Starbucks in Tarzana before going on to my work. Then I would work until 3:00 p.m. and drive to pick up Beth. What with the constant state of gridlock on most L.A. freeways, this meant puttering on at about 15 to 20 mph until I got to Torrance at 4:30 to 5:00 p.m. Usually we'd get back home at around 6:00 p.m. Then I'd cook dinner, and have perhaps two hours before I'd have to go to sleep to restart the process.

Thus, no entries in this weblog. Sorry.

Now, however, I'm telecommuting, and am using e-mail and instant messaging to get things done. It's far less stressful, and far more fun. Of course, the fact that I've obtained a home cable modem and wireless means that I can use Faulkes, my faithful laptop, to communicate to the world and inflict my opinions upon the world.

Of course, it is far easier to take care of Beth while she is recovering from reconstructive surgery. More on that later.

The hours of driving have been giving me some ideas, however, and now that I can do so, I've more time to write them down. Thus, I'll inflict more of my lovely opinions upon you all.